October 20, 2013

spookyscaryscary:

 

bowtied:

lulz-time:

chauvinistsushi:

“I’M IN A BUCKET”

He can cross that off of his…

image

…bucket list.

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October 31, 2012
ilovecharts:

via jessthevagabond

ilovecharts:

via jessthevagabond

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Filed under: funny lol 
September 27, 2012
spokeart:

Absolutely loving this new screenprint by Freedrugs, inspired by the classic film Bloodsport starring the one and only Jean-Claude Van Dammehttp://store.spoke-art.com/collections/mucho-machismo“The Kumite” is part of our Mucho Machismo poster show, curated by Jon Smith and on view at our Oakland space all month long! Check out the entire show online via the link above.

spokeart:

Absolutely loving this new screenprint by Freedrugs, inspired by the classic film Bloodsport starring the one and only Jean-Claude Van Damme

http://store.spoke-art.com/collections/mucho-machismo

“The Kumite” is part of our Mucho Machismo poster show, curated by Jon Smith and on view at our Oakland space all month long! Check out the entire show online via the link above.

September 22, 2012
Medical Case Study: What Happens When You Live-Tweet an Acid Trip?

theatlantic:

LSD (lysergic acid diethylamide) is a hallucinogen, meaning its primary action is alteration of perception, mood, and thought.

The vast majority of hallucinogen-related hospitalizations aren’t the result of direct physiologic effects, but from injuries related impaired judgement. For those who insist on experimenting with acid, at least do so in a supportive, private environment.

With release of dopamine and seratonin, many report senses of euphoria and existential ambition.

Read more.

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Filed under: Twitter Funny LOL Drugs LSD Acid 
September 2, 2012
ilovecharts:

pleatedjeans:

So, I’m in the running to speak at next year’s South by Southwest festival on the topic of How to be Silly on the Internet for a Living. If you think this is a topic people would be interested in hearing, please take a moment to:
VOTE FOR US
Other panelists come from I Love Charts, Indexed and This is Not That Blog

Please do consider voting for our panel. I know Jeff, Jessica, Kendall and I would all much appreciate it. Thank you!

ilovecharts:

pleatedjeans:

So, I’m in the running to speak at next year’s South by Southwest festival on the topic of How to be Silly on the Internet for a Living. If you think this is a topic people would be interested in hearing, please take a moment to:

VOTE FOR US

Other panelists come from I Love Charts, Indexed and This is Not That Blog

Please do consider voting for our panel. I know Jeff, Jessica, Kendall and I would all much appreciate it. Thank you!

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August 24, 2012
ilovecharts:

Great 404
via splinternet

ilovecharts:

Great 404

via splinternet

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August 15, 2012

stuffbyberry:

SILENCE EARTHLING. So awesome - this is the best thing to happen to me all week. If you’re a Fanboy/girl you’ll totally appreciate the beauty that is this video from Death Set.

(Source: albotas)

July 19, 2012
stuffbyberry:

No ‘Drink the fat.’?!!

stuffbyberry:

No ‘Drink the fat.’?!!

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July 19, 2012
stuffbyberry:

Best excuse ever.

stuffbyberry:

Best excuse ever.

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June 12, 2012
world-shaker:

Preach.

world-shaker:

Preach.

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May 1, 2012
world-shaker:

Van Go.

world-shaker:

Van Go.

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April 23, 2012

Awkward Merit Badges

Awkward Merit Badges

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April 22, 2012

sketchlock:

we-blaze-away:

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

personaltonks:

noottersontheflightdeck:

nichellen:

Kulula is a low-cost South-African airline that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
Check out their new livery!
 And have a read about their Customer Relations.


Kulula is an Airline with head office situated in Johannesburg.  Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight “safety lecture” and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:


On a Kulula flight, (there is no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, “People, people we’re not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!”

                —-o0o—-

On another flight with a very “senior” flight attendant crew, the pilot said, “Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants.”

                ——o0o—-

On landing, the stewardess said, “Please be sure to take all of your belongings.. If you’re going to leave anything, please make sure it’s something we’d like to have.”

                ——o0o—-

“There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane.”

                —-o0o—-

“Thank you for flying Kulula. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride.”

                —-o0o—-

As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Durban Airport , a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: “Whoa, big fella. WHOA!”

                —-o0o—-

After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in the Karoo , a flight attendant on a flight announced, “Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted.”

                —-o0o—-

From a Kulula employee: ” Welcome aboard Kulula 271 to Port Elizabeth.  To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don’t know how to operate one, you probably shouldn’t be out in public unsupervised.”

                —-o0o—-

“In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are travelling with more than one small child, pick your favourite.”

                —-o0o—-

Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we’ll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Kulula Airlines.”

                ——o0o—-

“Your seats cushions can be used for flotation; and in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments.”

                —-o0o—-

“As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings.  Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.”

                —-o0o—-

And from the pilot during his welcome message: “Kulula Airlines is pleased to announce that we have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!”

                —-o0o—-

Heard on Kulula 255 just after a very hard landing in Cape Town : The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, “That was quite a bump and I know what y’all are thinking. I’m here to tell you it wasn’t the airline’s fault, it wasn’t the pilot’s fault, it wasn’t the flight attendant’s fault, it was the asphalt.”

                —-o0o—-

Overheard on a Kulula flight into Cape Town , on a particularly windy and bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain really had to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant said, “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to The Mother City. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what’s left of our
airplane to the gate!”

                —-o0o—-

Another flight attendant’s comment on a less than perfect landing “We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal.”

                —-o0o—-

An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a “Thanks for flying our airline. He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment.  Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane. She said, “Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?”  “Why, no Ma’am,” said the pilot. “What is it?” The little old lady said, “Did we land, or were we shot down?”

                —-o0o—-

After a real crusher of a landing in Johannesburg , the attendant came on with, “Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we will open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal..”

                —-o0o—-

Part of a flight attendant’s arrival announcement: “We’d like to thank you folks for flying with us today.. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you’ll think of Kulula Airways.”

                —-o0o—-

Heard on a Kulula flight. “Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing.. If you can light ‘em, you can smoke ‘em.”

                —-o0o—-

A plane was taking off from Durban Airport . After it reached a  comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.  Welcome to Flight Number 293, non-stop from Durban to Cape Town , The weather ahead is good and, therefore,
 we should have a smooth and uneventful flight.. Now sit back and relax… OH, MY GOODNESS!”  Silence  followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier.  While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!”  A passenger then yelled, “That’s nothing. You should see the back of mine!”

If Douglas Richardson ran MJN

Is it bad that I really badly want to fly with them. Even considered their landings…

Real life Cabin Pressure?

THE SEATBELT BIT. PURE CAROLYN. I AM DEAD PLEASE SEND HELP.

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March 23, 2012
world-shaker:

I guess that’s one way to remember.

world-shaker:

I guess that’s one way to remember.

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March 18, 2012
world-shaker:

I’m ashamed to admit how much I laughed at this.

world-shaker:

I’m ashamed to admit how much I laughed at this.

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